Teacher: what is d diffrence btween landline & mobile?
Santa again at his best: Landline ka number hum ungli se dial karte
hai or mobile ka anguthe se !
Banta: Y did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her B’day? I
thought she wanted a car.
Santa: She did, but where in the world was I going to find a fake car?
Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: ‘Le Karle Number Note’
Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.
Doc: wht happened?
Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya
hai .
A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.
Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n
said : He’s not my friend.
Santa goes to buy a underwear… On choosing one he asks: How much for
this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu’s skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu’s skeleton when he was child
Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge?
Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there’s nothing down here
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
One day sardarji was sitting in his office
One day sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor of a
building when a man came running in to his office and shouted "Santa singh
your daughter Preeto just died in an accident" ....... since Sardarji was in panic.
Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window while comming down when he was near the
tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Preeto.
when he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married.
building when a man came running in to his office and shouted "Santa singh
your daughter Preeto just died in an accident" ....... since Sardarji was in panic.
Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window while comming down when he was near the
tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Preeto.
when he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married.
Little Johny and Teacher
Teacher asked her class: "If there are five birds(flying kind) on the fence and you shoot one of them, how many birds are left?"
Little Johnny answers: "None are left, they all fly away at the sound of the first shot."
Teacher: "No actually four are left but I like the way you think."
Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask you a question?"
Teacher: "Yes, you may"
Little Johnny: "There are three women sitting on a bench eating icecream. One is gently licking the side of her triple scoope cone, the second has gobbled the top of the icecream and is now sucking what's left out of the cone and the third is just takng huge bites out of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
Teacher blushes red in embarrassment but decides to answer: "Well, I guess it would be the one that gobbled the top of the ice cream and and is sucking what is left out of the cone."
Little Johnny: "No actually the married woman is the one with the wedding ring on but I like the way you think"
Little Johnny answers: "None are left, they all fly away at the sound of the first shot."
Teacher: "No actually four are left but I like the way you think."
Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask you a question?"
Teacher: "Yes, you may"
Little Johnny: "There are three women sitting on a bench eating icecream. One is gently licking the side of her triple scoope cone, the second has gobbled the top of the icecream and is now sucking what's left out of the cone and the third is just takng huge bites out of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
Teacher blushes red in embarrassment but decides to answer: "Well, I guess it would be the one that gobbled the top of the ice cream and and is sucking what is left out of the cone."
Little Johnny: "No actually the married woman is the one with the wedding ring on but I like the way you think"
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