Teacher asked her class: "If there are five birds(flying kind) on the fence and you shoot one of them, how many birds are left?"
Little Johnny answers: "None are left, they all fly away at the sound of the first shot."
Teacher: "No actually four are left but I like the way you think."
Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask you a question?"
Teacher: "Yes, you may"
Little Johnny: "There are three women sitting on a bench eating icecream. One is gently licking the side of her triple scoope cone, the second has gobbled the top of the icecream and is now sucking what's left out of the cone and the third is just takng huge bites out of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
Teacher blushes red in embarrassment but decides to answer: "Well, I guess it would be the one that gobbled the top of the ice cream and and is sucking what is left out of the cone."
Little Johnny: "No actually the married woman is the one with the wedding ring on but I like the way you think"
Some Shayaris
Dil ki Awaz se nagme badal Jate hai,
sath na De to apne Badal Jate hai, palke
bhi jara sambhal ke jhapkna kyoki
Palke Jhapkne se Aksar sapne Badal Jate hai.
Na intzaar hai na ikraar hai,
na aapse milne ko ab mera dil be-kraar hai,
phir bhi dil se na jaane kyon yeh aawaz aati hai,
wo tumhi ho jinki aankon aur baaton mei
ek sachchi dosti ka khumar hai.
Mohabbat ka imtihaan aasaan nahi.
Pyar sirf paane ka naam nahi.
Muddat beet jati hai kisi ke intezar me.
Yeh sirf ek pal do pal ka kaam nahi
Aap ke Jaanisaar.Hum bhi hai.
Aashiq-e-Dil figaar,Hum bhi hai.
Dard kahta hai.Mujhse tanhaiyo me
Tum na ghabrao.Yaar saath hum bhi hai
sath na De to apne Badal Jate hai, palke
bhi jara sambhal ke jhapkna kyoki
Palke Jhapkne se Aksar sapne Badal Jate hai.
Na intzaar hai na ikraar hai,
na aapse milne ko ab mera dil be-kraar hai,
phir bhi dil se na jaane kyon yeh aawaz aati hai,
wo tumhi ho jinki aankon aur baaton mei
ek sachchi dosti ka khumar hai.
Mohabbat ka imtihaan aasaan nahi.
Pyar sirf paane ka naam nahi.
Muddat beet jati hai kisi ke intezar me.
Yeh sirf ek pal do pal ka kaam nahi
Aap ke Jaanisaar.Hum bhi hai.
Aashiq-e-Dil figaar,Hum bhi hai.
Dard kahta hai.Mujhse tanhaiyo me
Tum na ghabrao.Yaar saath hum bhi hai
Maha Shivratri SMS Collection
Maha Shivratri ke is pawan parv parsafalta ka damru sadev aap ke liye bajta rahe.
SHIV ki jyoti se noor milta hai,
sabke dilon ko surur milta hai,
jo bhi jaata hai BHOLEY ke dwaar,
kuch na kuch zarror milta hai
"Jai Bhole Baba Ki"
Happy Mahashivratri 2009
Shiv ki shakti, shiv ki bhakti, khushi ki bahar mile, Mahadev ki kripa se aapko zindgi ke her kadam per safalta mile. Happy Maha Shivratri.
JAI SHIV SHANKAR BHOLENATH!!!
Bless us with the happy & peaceful life with noble wisdom.
May there be peace in every home!!!
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