Teacher: what is d diffrence btween landline & mobile?
Santa again at his best: Landline ka number hum ungli se dial karte
hai or mobile ka anguthe se !
Banta: Y did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her B’day? I
thought she wanted a car.
Santa: She did, but where in the world was I going to find a fake car?
Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: ‘Le Karle Number Note’
Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.
Doc: wht happened?
Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya
hai .
A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.
Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n
said : He’s not my friend.
Santa goes to buy a underwear… On choosing one he asks: How much for
this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu’s skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu’s skeleton when he was child
Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge?
Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there’s nothing down here
Still to be a Aashiq
Khidki khuli zulfein bikhri
Dilne kaha dildar nikla
Par hai re meri footi kismat
Nahaya hua santa nikla
Dilne kaha dildar nikla
Par hai re meri footi kismat
Nahaya hua santa nikla
Careful Aashiq
Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath
Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad;
Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez “check” karta hoon main
“Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad”
Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad;
Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez “check” karta hoon main
“Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad”
Kanjoos Ashiq
Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne mobile par,
laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah……… )
laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah……… )
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Posted: 15 Mar 2009 02:00 AM PDT
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One day sardarji was sitting in his office
One day sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor of a
building when a man came running in to his office and shouted "Santa singh
your daughter Preeto just died in an accident" ....... since Sardarji was in panic.
Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window while comming down when he was near the
tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Preeto.
when he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married.
building when a man came running in to his office and shouted "Santa singh
your daughter Preeto just died in an accident" ....... since Sardarji was in panic.
Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window while comming down when he was near the
tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Preeto.
when he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married.
Ek Sharabi
"EK SHARABI SHARAAB PII KAR RAASTE SE
GUZAR RAHA THA" BAHUT NASHEY MEIN THA
ACHANAK EK PANDIT[BABA] SE TAKRA GAYA
PANDIT NE USSE KAHA MEIN TUJHEY SHRAAP
DETA HON""SHARAABI BOLA"EK MIN...
BABA MAIN GLASS LEY AAON"
GUZAR RAHA THA" BAHUT NASHEY MEIN THA
ACHANAK EK PANDIT[BABA] SE TAKRA GAYA
PANDIT NE USSE KAHA MEIN TUJHEY SHRAAP
DETA HON""SHARAABI BOLA"EK MIN...
BABA MAIN GLASS LEY AAON"
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